Score: 9

"The madness never ends."

submission: Madness Consternation

date: May 21, 2007

Though I wonder how he was restored good as new there.. I don't think it matters since a lot of it doesn't make much sense anyway.. hence "madness". Obviously there's another episode in store.. can't wait to see how that turns out. Another amazing episode, complimented by another amazing music track and enough dead bodies to make the Muslims envious. Stellar work.. keep 'em comin'.

Score: 9

"No end to the madness."

submission: Madness Antipathy

date: May 21, 2007

So as of this episode, he becomes an unstoppable killing machine. Also, it would have been nice to see a kill counter for that episode.. as I'm too much of a lazy bastard to count it out myself. The soundtracks for this series leave me wondering where those songs come from. Nice piece of work. Sadly I don't come on this two-bit site much these days, so I missed the actual release of this episode. Great job though.. keep the madness coming.

Score: 7

"Disappointing."

submission: Xombie: Chapter 9

date: May 21, 2007

The series was ruined as of this episode. The animation style changed.. ie. Zoe was done completely different.. ie. the thing over her eye, hairstyle.. there's no explaining that besides laziness. Not that I'm saying it sucked, but if you're going to keep it pretty much the same for 8 episodes, there's no sense in making such a noticable change like that. The shameless self-promotion and poor attempt at adding humor right at the end only added to what I was saying about changing the series' style. Other than the fact a lot of it still remains unexplained and clearly drags on needlessly, it's still a really well put-together flash.

Score: 7

"Quite the cliffhanger."

submission: Xombie: Chapter 8

date: January 23, 2007

As stated in my review for the last chapter to this series, this is actually part 9, as I count "Reel1" and "Reel2" for chapter 5 as two different parts. This one was kind of short compared to the others, and you can tell not as much effort went into making it. Hopefully the next part... assuming there'll be a next part, will be longer and a little less monotonous. A lot of things still need to be explained, which leaves me thinking that one extra episode just won't be enough, but we'll see.

Score: 3

"Kind of cheap."

submission: Old-School Maze

date: July 6, 2006

The style of the game itself wasn't bad, but after generating the maze 3 times, there was no way to get to the finish. I feel a bit ripped off. You should definitely fix that little flaw and then resubmit it. Add in some background music.. nothing too loud though. Basically, this could seriously be improved, but it's not very original.

Score: 10

"Damn, I feel ripped off."

submission: Twilight Valkyrie

date: July 4, 2006

The game itself was simply amazing for a typical flash game, though it does get annoying after a while trying to hit the right button for each enemy. But what really grinded my gears was that when you finish it, points are deducted for each shot that missed. After it was over, I ended up with a score that was something like -50K. Great game all the same, the work you put into this definitely shows.

Score: 9

"Impressive."

submission: Drakojan Skies Episode 1

date: July 3, 2006

Nice smooth animation, though a bit short. I hope the second part is equally impressive. Explaining the storyline in the animation would be a good idea too. The drakojans seemed to resemble gargoyles. But still, I hope this will be an on-going project and not just a teaser that stops dead here and now. Awesome stuff, keep it coming.

Score: 8

"Hah, hilarious."

submission: Link-et?!

date: July 3, 2006

I've no idea where you got the idea for that, but it was certainly amusing. Excellent flash for the style you chose too. I can see this making the front page.. you've definitely got talent, keep it up.

Score: 9

"Great stuff."

submission: Star Wars: Old Wounds

date: July 1, 2006

Very nicely done.. one might almost think it was actually part of the trilogy. Maybe you should make more of these, perhaps one with Grievus (I think that's the right spelling). One about Duku wouldn't make much sense. Or who knows? Something like this could be based on any part of the story, 1-6, before or after. Anyways, that was an awesome job, even Lucas himself would look at that and say "Hey, why didn't I think of that?". Heh.

Score: 10

"Unbefookinlievable."

submission: Johnny Rocketfingers 2

date: May 6, 2006

Incredible flash, short, but undeniably amazing. Definitely as good, if not better than the first Johnny Rocketfingers. (Like it's better, in style, graphics and overall storyline.) For all you chumps out there who submit 5 second long, retarded looping flashes, THIS is the type of quality flash that people EXPECT (more like hope) to find on Newgrounds. Awesome job, I can only "hope" for a part 3, who knows?